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  Topic: Is Covenant redeemable in the #MeToo era?
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 0
Views: 47

PostForum: The Entire Chronicles   Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:51 am   Subject: Is Covenant redeemable in the #MeToo era?
It occurs to me that when I next re-read the Chronicles, I will see them in a new light.

Flashy headline, but not much to say, I guess.

I just realized that maybe the Despisor chose to send Cove ...
  Topic: The Five to Fifteen Minutes Thread.
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 172
Views: 30345

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:25 am   Subject: The Five to Fifteen Minutes Thread.
Devil May Cry 24!

DMC : Ultimate Devolution

Devil May Need a Tissue or Two

The epic story detail

By

A Humble Mumbler

...
The Devil May Cry anthology series continues to conclude! Th ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:33 am   Subject: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Dear Mr. Reese,

Your candy bars stink.

Sincerely,

The End

No, sir. No, ma'am. If you will all please calm down, I will explain. This is not the end. Nor is it the beginning. Rather, this i ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 9:40 pm   Subject: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Dear Mr. Reese,

Your candy bars stink.

Sincerely,

The End



No, sir. No, ma'am. If you will all please calm down, I will explain. This is not the end. Nor is it the beginning. Rather ...
  Topic: The Five to Fifteen Minutes Thread.
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 172
Views: 30345

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:07 pm   Subject: The Five to Fifteen Minutes Thread.
Dear Mr. Reese,

Your candy bars stink.

Sincerely,

The End


No, sir. No, ma'am. If you will all please calm down, I will explain. This is not the end. Nor is it the beginning. Rather, this ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:22 pm   Subject: Over the Over-Nights
It is the story of Map and John. In one rendition, Map is birthed from the amniotic wetness of John's internal intestines. That worm grows up and goes on to become a humanoid demon, full of sexual nee ...
  Topic: The Five to Fifteen Minutes Thread.
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 172
Views: 30345

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:29 am   Subject: The Five to Fifteen Minutes Thread.
It is now, as of this very moment, my solemn vow to write something--er, make that anything-- for at least five mineutes time.

Hey! It's Novel Nevember, yo! Whar'cha been up to anyway? I been writ ...
  Topic: The Five to Fifteen Minutes Thread.
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 172
Views: 30345

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 3:32 am   Subject: The Five to Fifteen Minutes Thread.
"No doubt about it: confidence is very important when it comes to kicking a field goal. If a kicker loses his confidence, you can lose your football game.
I once had a kicker, man, he missed thr ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:56 pm   Subject: [b]John's Big Break[/b]
Jag You Are.

Chapter One: Jag You Are

"I've had enough!" shouted John. "No more! I just can't take any more!"

John sobbed with grief.

The worm arched it's back and bris ...
  Topic: Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 743
Views: 72179

PostForum: In Pursuit of Mallory   Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:33 pm   Subject: Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!
There once was a man from Omaha
Who drove to work in his car.
He was running late
But make no mistake
It's not his fault if traffic slows to a crawl.
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:56 pm   Subject: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Spinster Pothead

Why write about failure? No one wants to read about failure.

I made myself believe. I guess that's pretty good.

I have to take the failure in stride. It's the end of the stor ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:46 am   Subject: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Lost Betrayals

Philibusters, nutmeg, maple leaf sodas. These are the things that I thought of as I drove down St Joseph Avenue in the middle of winter. My tires were bald. Like, racing slick bald. ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:53 am   Subject: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Double Crunch

Independent ore-miners. Illegitimate back room deals. Evil devil cat eyes glowing in the dark. Maybe if there was a spider who was special, she would have cat eyes. Undelivered promis ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:43 am   Subject: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
A Friend Until the End

Cat blank-subjected me. Fucking plucked the idea from my head. I saw her eyes glint, the fan seemed to bog down for a cycle or two, and then: nothing.

Nothing what?

Not ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:12 pm   Subject: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Resurreccion: Episode -3
Back 2 Square One



In one rendition, Map is a tapeworm which John gives birth to through his urethra. The tapeworm develops a sexual relationship with John, and John f ...
  Topic: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 9
Views: 791

PostForum: The Hall of Gifts   Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:27 am   Subject: S.W.A.T. Team: Resurreccion
Bad Writing:

Scientifically speaking, Word is a program. And so is love: the love of the program.

Interspecies lovers make exceptional couples. John and a, uh, tapeworm. Anna and the Gypos.

J ...
  Topic: ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 479
Views: 22452

PostForum: In Pursuit of Mallory   Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:06 am   Subject: ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
XLCR on a personalized license plate makes a lot more sense when it's on the back of an Excelsior Class vessel.


EDIT:
Warp speed needed to quickly fix this error!
  Topic: Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 743
Views: 72179

PostForum: In Pursuit of Mallory   Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:18 am   Subject: Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!
How to Haiku

This line has five syllables
This line has seven
And five syllables to end
  Topic: Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 743
Views: 72179

PostForum: In Pursuit of Mallory   Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:31 am   Subject: Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!
Poop stink poop stink fart
Fart stink fart stink fart stink poop
A burp is mouth fart
  Topic: Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!
Shuram Gudatetris

Replies: 743
Views: 72179

PostForum: In Pursuit of Mallory   Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:37 am   Subject: Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!
Boy oh boy oh boy. What a tough decision I must make now, only two weeks late. Sorry about that, btw, I really am. Things got ahead of me, and time flies, and all that.

I have to name...DEER as the ...
 
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