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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Understandably, the authors were not paid an advance. Or were paid. Or were authors."
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Viscount Tannnis Tangleberry once wrote 'Tis better to fall and fail than to fail to fall and resign oneself to the pleasures of incompetence' a message the authors of Flower of Doom clearly don't understand.

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"When I was halfway through Flower of Doom, I came to realize that I had made a grave mistake. I had been waiting for some profound statement, some tortured punch-line, that would reveal to me why my inner ears had been so punctured by that prose. 'Surely,' I said to myself. 'Surely the point is coming.' When I realized that there was no point, that what I had assumed was a set-up for something innovatively entertaining was instead 'it' ... and nothing more ... I got up and lept out a window."
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice writing style Wayfriend

Flowers of Doom was disappointing from beginning to end. The author Shittleback Wumfiender is a hack arguably of the worst literary Schools in Hackdom. Our advice to Master Wumfiender is to put down, no PUT DOWN pens and tools and take up a future in manure processing.

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