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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eXploding random things on New Years night
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forcefields disintegrate more dramatically when God runs a starship through them.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ive said it before and Ill say it yet again .. because he's building a childs mobile in a new nursery for baby William Shatner and a starship would make the perfect hanging object ..

And Bones said "dont question god"
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL

He needed a new piece for his giant interstellar Monopoly game
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahaha.. LOL


... But umm.... not to sound sizist or anything ... I'm sure Sammy meant nothing by it .. I mean, in comparison to god (aka you're godliness) .. I'm sure its .... a "regular sized interstellar Monopoly game" LOL

I'm sure Sammy wasn't suggesting god (aka you're godliness) needs to lose a few llbs or anything like that .. I mean, not that theres anything inherently wrong with losing a few llbs here or there .. but its not like you, god .. HAVE to umm ... really I'm sure no offence was intended .. I mean you're absolutely perfect just the way you are Wink

.... come on .. you are a perfect being .. whats not to love about that?? Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol... I guess I was picturing that if He was using a starship as a piece on Monopoly board the board would have to pretty big to fit a starship. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its no good back peddling now Sammy .. LOL

.... Its all good .. Just kidding (jk) Laughing was just playing with new age PC sensibilities .. not because there is anything inherently wrong with them LOL

Its all fun and games .. and starship cruisers Wink

And no self respecting god would NOT want a starship, regardless of its size
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL

Well to resurrect a very old and stale joke...

What does God want with a starship...well to get the other side of the street


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL
that old chestnut Wink


What does god want with a starship? The real question should be what wouldn't god want with a starship?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God wants a starship because all the other cosmic beings God knows has a starship. God has to keep up with the Jones's Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile yes keeping up with other deities is a real problem .. its not easy being the runt of the pack. God thinks if he can just get herself a cracker of a space cruiser .. all the other bigger gods will respect her more, maybe even envy her special acquisition Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, what letter are we on, now? Is it "J"? Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooooops ... we got lost in invention 🤭

J is it ..

JUST .... because Im god doesnt mean I dont have regular needs and wants.. oh Im sorry, you didnt know I was god. Well jimbo jangle .. I want just some times to travel in luxury and slower than jump speed. Yeah jump speed .. thats a jump on warp and whatever the next speeds may be...

And I like a little JAZZ playing in the background .. Im a god of simple means 😁
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Krispy Kreme donut hole puncher - what could be more fun than trying to blast a hole through a Krispy Kreme donut than a starship?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont like travelling in the blink of an eye ... Im all about the journey
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Laser tag - my last starship rant out of laser power so needed a new one to play laser tag with
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Marking things off his bucket list.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahaha LOL

Something different .. god likes to mix it up
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ostentatiousness may be the motivating factor with God on this one.
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