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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First, lightsabers don't attack on their own.
Second, I did not mock the lightsabers with a smiley face.
Third, the love child of Humphrey Bogart and a can of mashed potatoes needs more scratches and blood on it. That's not a believable post-cat anything.

Sorus, you're the cat expert. Do you believe the semi-gelatinous muppet was mauled by a cat?
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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cats wouldn't touch the semi-gelatinous muppet with a ten-foot pole. Though they might paw at the floor around it to mime burying it.


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, but possibly next?
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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

StevieG always seems to be in the know 🤔 prescient perhaps 😉😎

Whos the gelatinous muppet of the moment? Razz
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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cagliostro wrote:


Next, what's left of Khal after the lightsaber is through with him.


Pfft 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still more of the half-melted wax statue of Telly Savalas. Will it never learn?

Cags, you brought it. You need to clean it up.
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a human placenta.

Oh, no, sorry, it is a blobfish.

Does that help, Khal?
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's definitely eww...

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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cagliostro wrote:
It's a human placenta.

Oh, no, sorry, it is a blobfish.

Does that help, Khal?


No, it does not help. It is still dripping mucous all over my posts. Please send it to the cornfield.

Anyone with cornfield access or a jack-in-the-box backdoor password.
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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2019 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tomorrow's gonna be a real good day. Wait, tomorrow's Monday. Drat.


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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2019 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes? What is it? Smile

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes? Oh, hang on....

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're not Sky. Your signals are crossing. It might be a proximity thing. If you step over to New Zealand, it might clear up.


Linna, Luci, deer and null, you're Infrequent Rating has been upgraded from WTH to WTF. Please respond, or you will be moved to WTHHYB.
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Responding.

StevieG, can you assist Billy Mumy with sending the blobfish to the cornfield? Then help him write some song about fish heads as he hangs with Dr. Demento.
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hysterical

Such little weirdos 😉

Ok thank god blobfish mucous dropper has been successfully relocated. I hear hes doing very well in the cornfield.

Ive seen Linna and Deer elsewhere on the Watch .. I cant think of any acceptable excuse for them not checking into Mallorys.. so someone pm them and serve this warrant on all AWOLLERS. 😉

Be sure to let them know we love them too though .. ♥️♥️
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do not serve warrants. I will verbally abuse blobfish and make nonsensical statements, but I draw the line at legal paperwork.


Next up, anyone who can convincingly pretend to be a paralegal.
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skyweir wrote:
Ok thank god blobfish mucous dropper has been successfully relocated. I hear hes doing very well in the cornfield.


You've obviously never seen this episode of the Twilight Zone. If that is what Khal was referring to.

Speaking of Kahliban, I cannot pretend to be a paralegal, but I am a pope.

Next up will be another pope. Or an anti-pope
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anti-pope?

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you asking me if I'm an anti-pope? I don't think I am. How would I tell for certain? I don't have a goatee, which I assume is required for the position. What happens if you put a pope and an anti-pope in the same room? Is that like matter and anti-matter? One way or another, I imagine new carpets would be required.


Sky, make me shut up before this gets out of hand.
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry. Skyweir is gagged and hog tied by the anti-pope that walks among the crazy people.

Maybe Sorus can come to the rescue!
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