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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:56 am    Post subject: LESSER KNOWN STAFFS of power Reply with quote

The Staff of procastination, still waiting to be made
The Staff of procedure, made from the one photocopier, sends out wards of warning in the form of memo's
The staff of motivational speaking, gets your middle ranking lords and lorewardens to work smarter not harder, Do teambuilding excercises.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

High Lord Tolkien wrote:
The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]

hmm...I thought that was Love Gun, therefore off topic and technologically inappropriate.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Life. A French stick filled with cheese and pickle, and lashings of mustard.

...mmm, mustard...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vraith wrote:
High Lord Tolkien wrote:
The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]

hmm...I thought that was Love Gun, therefore off topic and technologically inappropriate.


A technological staff of love.... hmmmm Let me ponder the possibilities Head Banger
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

High Lord Tolkien wrote:
The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
Do you mean insert joke here, or insert joke here. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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High Lord Tolkien wrote:
The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
Do you mean insert joke here, or insert joke here. Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

High Lord Tolkien wrote:
peter wrote:
High Lord Tolkien wrote:
The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
Do you mean insert joke here, or insert joke here. Laughing


Yes.


Hoooneeey!!??? Time for your Test of Truth....
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got the Staph of Infection. Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shuram Gudatetris wrote:
I've got the Staph of Infection. Sad


Clever use of words, Shuram... though no doubt, this is one staff that ought to be broken, and soon! Get well soon!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of the staff. Used to summon large numbers of office workers.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shuram Gudatetris wrote:
I've got the Staph of Infection. Sad

That would be a Staffalococcus - I can see it in your eye. (Ouch - sorry about that Laughing ).
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Modship (as bestowed on all forum moderators)
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Cake It was a staff.......made of....ummmm....cake.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:34 pm    Post subject: The staff ov bites Reply with quote

The staff ov BITES
Made from the zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one tree
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Staff of the staff. Used to summon large numbers of office workers.

The Staff of Stuff. Used to summon all sorts of equipment and furniture. Also useful on days of thanksgiving.

The Staff of Stiff. Don't ask me, ask Bob Dole.

The Staff of Steff. She won't like it if you play with it, so just put it down and walk away.

The Staff of Stife. It's hot.
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The Staff of Good Luck
the mascot of the Lorestraat, a bull terrier named Buster.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of, uh, er, well...it has a name, ok?!
Powerful staff made by um, I guess a Lord or something that probably does something really cool if you uh, say some words that like, have magical properties or some other kind of thing...I think.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff by any other name.. Starts out a a rod.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Light:
It only has 1/2 the calories of the other staffs.
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