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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Laff'n Taff: children's candy with jokes printed on the wrapper, available at the Revelstone Gift Shop.

Staff of Giraffe: An African mammal tried to swallow an Old Lord' staff, and it got stuck in its throat. That's why they look like that.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Laugh - causes all who opppose the bearer to have fits of laughter..
Staff of Narf - The staff Pinky made while Brain took over the world
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Revenge

Beware to those who crossed the wielder of this stick!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of River Crossings

was never a very popular staff as it measured 60ft long weighed half a ton and took 30 Stonedowners to carry.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Ugly Staff

Inhabitants of the Land beat their babies with this Staff, in order to provide thier children with "character" when they get older.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Agreed Upon Conditions

This was Berek's practice staff.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shuram Gudatetris wrote:
The Ugly Staff

Inhabitants of the Land beat their babies with this Staff, in order to provide thier children with "character" when they get older.


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and radiates the most Uglypower.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Disco Staff:

Lady Gaga wants to take a ride on mine.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]

Also known as strap on love.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Low -- Was once very powerful around the clock, but now trapped in Limbo rock.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Lou -- they all work with him at WJM (anyone remember the Mary Tyler Moore show?)
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The One Staff -The wielder was too cheap to buy two. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Lamb: also known as the shepherd's crook
The Staff of Lamb Chop's Play Along: People involved in the creation of the hit kid's show.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of British Airways. Bastards!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Awwwww -- summons fuzzy bunnies that cavort with kittens and puppies.


The Staff of Ewwwww -- drops safes and anvils from the sky in direct opposition of the above cuteness.
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The Staff of Awl: A staff that is more like a spear than a staff
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Maw - summons Cthulhu. Only works once.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:
The Staff of Maw - summons Cthulhu. Only works once.


Heh...but it only needs too.

Staff of Staves. Among other things, makes Choir, Orchestra and Piano for 4 hands much simpler to organize and perform

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Curves. More a wooden circle than a staff, but...
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The Staff of Gaw - reddens the necks of all who wield it.


The Staff of Shah - obscure Hindu porno novel
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