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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Staff of Shah - obscure Hindu porno novel


Embarassed Yeah - think I read that one - part of 'The Forbidden Art of One-Handed Reading' series!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Staff of Awwwww -- summons fuzzy bunnies that cavort with kittens and puppies.


The Staff of Ewwwww -- drops safes and anvils from the sky in direct opposition of the above cuteness.


Shouldn't that be The Staff of Ow?

The Staff of Size.
Everybody knows it doesn't really matter, so it doesn't get out much.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Taw -- grants +20 to all skill checks when playing marbles.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Staff of British Airways. Bastards!


Yep, not to be confused with the Staff of Helpfulness: where the wielder truly believes the help they're giving is not pompous, condescending, degrading, irritating, longwinded and ambiguous but actually helpful.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Slaw -- preserves the natural order of side dishes. Mayonnaise abatha!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Upper Lip : British version of the politically incorrect Staff of Stiffness (still works on parts of the body other staff's fail to reach)
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Symbols (#@$%!@)
It can also function as the Staff of Comedic Curses
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staph of Homophones:
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This ate-foot staph is rot of timbre maid from sturdy seeder would. A corps of guilt quarts ads wait and axe as a channel threw witch thee castor can chute bolts of lightening at his oar her soon too bee chard faux.

An actual weapon in the game "Kingdom of Loathing." Makes your chat entries into bad puns automatically, unless you get WANG'd.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of La: a staff to follow so
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Squaw - warms teepee and makes chewy buffalo stew.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Naw - gives the Power of Ignoring Command.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:
The Staff of Shah - obscure Hindu porno novel

The Staff of Shari'a: Tool of implementing set of laws that are highly controversial in some circles.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Shire Bull Terrier
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Staff of Law Enforcement.
(Uses force to make sure Laws are obeyed.)
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of Cat: does nothing and ignores all commands until the refrigerator door opens................
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staff of LOL. Waved at anything that is slightly funny as a form of self defense (Protection from Ambiguity). Less sincere than the Staff of LMAO.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Staff of LOL. Waved at anything that is slightly funny as a form of self defense (Protection from Ambiguity). Less sincere than the Staff of LMAO.

lol.

The staff of aha. Used as an indicator of epiphanies.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Limp: it's really more of a walking stick.

The Staff of Flaw: Becomes much more potent once you get the 'F' out.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, just found this topic - and it's silly enough to spend an idle few minutes on.

The Staff of Or... Paralyses the holder with a near-on terminal indecisiveness. Carried by Linden Avery throughout most of the 2nd and Last Chronicles of TC. Twisted Evil

The Staff of Shore... Converts into a parasol in the presence of sand.

The Staff of Sure... Won't let you down.

The Staff of More... Won't stop growing.

The Staff of Moor... Covers the entire landscape in desolate heather. Has allegedly also occasionally been known to conjure up an angry-looking scimitar-wielding Arabic warrior clad from head to toe in black, or even more rarely, to make a jetty appear out of nowhere.

The Staff of Mary Tyler Moore... Turns the wielder into an irritatingly preppy and overly cheerful ditz, whose face you could never tire of slapping.

The Staff of Floor... More a series of planks than a staff.

The Staff of Fore... Turns into a golf club at the utterance of a word of power, but sadly one that will invariably smash the ball into the nearest crowd.

The Staff of Aaw... Summons John Wayne (only one use per day).

The Staff of Caw... Summons the nearest raven. Not raver, raven.

The Staff of Craw... Inevitably gets stuck in your throat.

The Staff of S'more... Emits a small flame, but only in the combined presence of Graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate.

The Staff of Hoar... Drops the temperature to zero within 100 yards of the wielder. Really REALLY important not to confuse this with...

The Staff of Whore... Simultaneously drops the underwear and loosens the morals of any adult female within 100 yards of the wielder.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Staff of Apathy. It gives the user the power to..... ah, who cares.
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