Hello, Newbs!

Worm of Despite · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:17 pm Post subject: Hello, Newbs!

Welcome to the Watch! Bwa ha ha ha! Evil Foul

I am your greeter, the inestimably lovely and insidiously despicable Lord Foul. You can become a groveler now, if you want. I would, if I were before such suzerainty!

But really, since you're here--welcome to Kevin's Watch!

It's a friendly place full of fantasy fans of the Thomas Covenant books (if you don't know those, don't worry; we'll assimilate you soon), though we also discuss music, movies, politics, religion and anything between.

The greatest thing about this message board is that even the most reprehensible members are pretty darn friendly. Everyone here is on some kind of Utopia drug or something. You'll never feel out of place or competing for notice. Your first post may as well be your 9,000th!

Just a few rules, while using KW:

1. Remember to eat.
2. There's an outside world.
3. The opposite sex (or same sex, depending on your inclinations) can be fun.

So there you go. Enjoy, and let your personality flourish. Mr. Green

Menolly · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:43 pm Post subject:

Be Welcome to the Watch, newbies.
Be Well Come and True.

I'm your cohost of this forum, Menolly. And with such a name, I would like to point out that in addition to the various topics LF mentioned above, we also discuss other fictional works. Science fiction or fantasy works other than those by SRD are discussed in the General Fantasy/Sci-Fi Discussion forum, whereas other works are discussed in The Library. There are a few exceptions: George R. R. Martin and Stephen Erickson (although it is more a Malazan sub-forum, since Esselmont's books are discussed there as well) each have their own sub-forums in the Library instead of in General Fantasy/Sci-Fi.

Also come check out Gravin Threndor, if you're in to role playing games. We have the standard DnD- and White Wolf- style games, as well as one based on Rogue Trader. And then there are the deity games, a unique concept to the Watch (I think).

For anyone who may not be used to message boards, the blue text above are each links directly to the forums/sub-forums mentioned. Feel free to ask questions regarding our community and how to get around; someone, and I am sure not always necessarily my cohost nor myself, will be happy to guide you.

Welcome. Well Come indeed!
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Savor Dam · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:49 pm Post subject:

Hail, new overlords of The Summonsing!
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Love prevails.
~ Tracie Mckinney-Hammon

Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and to try to love the questions themselves as if they were locked rooms or books written in a very foreign language. Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps then, someday far in the future, you will gradually, without even noticing it, live your way into the answer.
~ Rainier Maria Rilke

sgt.null · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:14 pm Post subject:

hey newbs check out Comics and Mallorys.

well what are you waiting for?

go now!
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“life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis”
― E.E. Cummings

kevinswatch · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:48 pm Post subject:

My God. What have I done. What have I done.

-jay

Waddley · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:03 pm Post subject:

dANdeLION · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:21 pm Post subject:

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I may have to hire the Terry Brooks Hack Team myself just to expunge the welcoming and truing.
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Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

Hobbes

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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval

aliantha · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:27 pm Post subject:

All hail the new Summonsing mods! Hail

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EZ Board Survivor

"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)

http://www.hearth-myth.com/

dANdeLION · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:29 pm Post subject:

Aw Hell, there's new Summonsing mods!
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Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

Hobbes

*

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval

Savor Dam · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:53 pm Post subject:

Yes, new folks...a curmudgeon, we has one.

Beware his roar, but don't be too scared.
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Love prevails.
~ Tracie Mckinney-Hammon

Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and to try to love the questions themselves as if they were locked rooms or books written in a very foreign language. Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps then, someday far in the future, you will gradually, without even noticing it, live your way into the answer.
~ Rainier Maria Rilke

Worm of Despite · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:04 pm Post subject:

sgt.null · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:51 pm Post subject:

you would think i could get a small forum to mod. say the surreal forum or something.

maybe that would contain the damage i do?
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“life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis”
― E.E. Cummings

Vraith · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:57 am Post subject:

I'd like to be the chaos mod.
random mod powers occur, I flap my butterfly wings, and no one knows in advance if it's just a lucky beautiful fly-by, or nearby threads destroyed by category 5 windbags sweeping all aside in off-topic epic rants and tirades.

I find it amusing that not one newb has yet posted here. your summoning ritual failed, LF. Apparently your Drool[ing] Followorms have yet to find the Illearth Post.
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Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.

the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.

dANdeLION · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:19 am Post subject:

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sgt.null · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:27 am Post subject:

the she bang stick is retired. taken out of the mail in catalogue. used to be on display but we don't go there anymore. downtown is just so dreadful, congested like the hackers driving the yellow cabs.
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“life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis”
― E.E. Cummings

dANdeLION · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:53 pm Post subject:

Savor Dam · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:59 pm Post subject:

sgt.null · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:41 pm Post subject:

Bi-Beast occurs in 9 posts on the watch.

7 times by Sgt.Null
1 time by Mr. Fixit
1 time by _______

stats are lies backed up by science.
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“life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis”
― E.E. Cummings

Worm of Despite · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:51 pm Post subject: