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|Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:02 am Post subject: A day in the life of Mallory
|Landsdrop Inn was busy for the time of year. Mallory, the barkeep, and her crew would usually be done for the evening by now. But this was the day of the Competition; nobody was going to be leaving until a winner emerged.
And this match was going to be epic.
Saltheart Foamfollower vs the Incredible Hulk; last man standing wins.
The two of them had been at it for hours; the heaps of empty Diamondrought flasks littered the bar. The combatants reeled precariously; only the cheers and sheer strength of will held them upright.
When the end happened; it came with a bang; not a whisper. Muttering "Hulk Smashed", the Jade Giant fell to the the floor, followed immediately by Foamfollower.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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