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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 3:42 pm    Post subject: Covenant pick up lines Reply with quote

Mhoram: "Want to feel the power of my Staff of Law?"

Linden: "Give me a wedding ring and I will do anything."

Kasreyn: "Here's looking at you, kid."

Bannor: "I don't need sleep. I have superhuman strenght and endurance. I haven't had a woman in 2000 years."

Foamfollower: "I'm a GIANT. Need I say more?"

Lena: "Rape me and I will love you forever."

Elena: "You're interested in forbidden love?"

A Raver: "Look, I can be any man you want."

Nom: "Just say my name, baby, and even the ocean won't keep me away from you."
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The raver's funny!
But I think you should take the Lena-part out. It's not funny, it's only sick.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sort of fond of that Mhoram/Elena doing Austin Powers exchange that got posted in the Question to Female Fans thread. God, that made me laugh!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y'know, I've never thought about Giant endowment until now.

Manethrall Lithe: "The Ranyhyn aren't the only ones who can ride all night long."
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just realised ... the ranyhyn must have been the cutest sorts going around the Land. They got by far the most whistles.

Didn't the Haruchai always get a ranyhyn upon presentation? If my last 'exchange' was 2 millenia ago, I suppose I'd be whistling at horses, too. Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ill-tempered recluse, 30, seeks soulmake for out-of-body experiences and battles with ancient evil. Must be shallow, selfish gold-digger or emotionally crippled, whining harridan. High maintenance a must.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any gravilingas(sp) "Wanna help me warm my rocks?"
Any Lillebrand "HEy care to stroke my rod?"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent, Sevothtarte!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Bannor: "I don't need sleep. I have superhuman strenght and endurance. I haven't had a woman in 2000 years.""

Hahahahaha. That was hilarious. I need to start using that line, heh. OK, here's mine.

Covenant: "You don't really exist, but would you care to be raped anyway?"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Laughing
Elena: "My father's not the only man in my life."
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crikey ... getting a bit risque! Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 4:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed. Seems like some of the guys around here are (ahem) having Bannor's problem! Been awhile, eh? Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you visualise Bannor turning up at the bar and blurting to his mates over a beer : "It's been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages." ???

And they were always on guard, I believe they didn't sleep, and only ate very frugally, so where was the chance of release?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked I can feel the testosterone overload crawling out of my computer! Laughing
Some of these guys sound like they're in a long dry spell! Shocked Embarassed Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely they snuck in a romp here and there.

How many times did {Bloodguard 1} & {Bloodguard 2) remain outside the cave/clearing/etc to keep watch?

Keep watch? Garbage! They were off having a quick naughty, out-of-sight from the crowd.

I now demand someone read the books again and take note of every time 1 or more of them were off out-of-sight, supposedly keeping guard! Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarassed OH, MY!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop right now!!! I can't have this picture of Bloodguard painted in my head!!! Group Hug

(wasn't there a similar theory introduced about the Japanese Samuri warriors?)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, they did vow to give up wives, no mention of husbands Embarassed
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