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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

High Lord Tolkien wrote:
I wish that the planet Venus never got hot and had always had the same conditions that allowed life to thrive like it has on Earth.




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The people of Venus never invented social media and were able to colonize other planets. They came to Earth and the first people they met were soccer fans in a stadium during a championship match. Frightened, out of an abundance of caution they decided to sterilize our planet and let Ook-zod sort us out.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Boing*

You now have plenty to retire.
Retire the tread on your car tires, my tires, your neighbor's tires, school bus tires,....

I wish that I could go fishing right about now.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can go fishing right about now. Because you are waist deep in the Mississippi. (pssst: Ya shoulda wished for a pole and bait, too)

I wish everyone was kind.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone is kind ... to Putin and only Putin. This makes Putin even more delusional and egotistical...uh oh....

I wish politicians had to live with the same consequences with the rules they pass.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BIP!!! Politicians now have to live with the same consequences with the rules they pass. So, they pass all the fun bills, like free ice cream every day for everyone, $50/hour minimum wage, mandatory 8 weeks paid vacation with allowances for travel and lodging anywhere, free education, health care, Botox, Cartier watches, Tesla cars,... Not only is the government broke but no one actually wants the Tesla cars and the value, followed by the entire economy, followed by the government, followed by civilization as we know it, crashes.

I wish for an ice cream cone. Hard ice cream, Cherry Garcia, waffle cone.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaboiee!! You have a Cherry Garcia hard ice cream with waffle cone. Thats all you have though. Good luck surviving more than a couple days off that last cone.

I wish I could not corrupt wishes so evilly Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snap! Now you can't corrupt wishes so evilly. Your next attempts is so nauseatingly pleasant that it turns out to be more unwittingly evil than before and therefore your wish backfires on itself and the world pretty much ends...

I wish I had more time for fun stuff.
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2021 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bing badda boom! You now have all the time in the world for fun stuff ... but you cannot do anything else BUT fun stuff .. as a result you lose your job, your house and your .... doggos as you can no longer afford to feed, house or care for them .. you can no longer survive mortality

I hate corrupting wishes lol ... its just so darn mean .. I wish I could snap my fingers and magically make everything better and realise every need.
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